Sorry You Had To Go

By J John Swanko

They walked. I will miss them, they are not going to miss me. I am talking about Ron and Ronald Reagan. 

Ron had his kids set me up as part of a sting.  Well okay, that happens frequently.  They had our tweens manning the phones. I called and told them off That is a Treasury Chueck they do not go bad.  Naturally, I assume I have another career criminal on the line. Not some of my kids.

Another problem they believed the check was bad. How, where did you look?  I needed to speak to Ron and I said so telling Ronald. Nobody liked that, and went on ignoring me.  Big mistake.

Ronald Reagan has two tax forms named after him.  He knew our Treasury had to honor their checks. He was at the US Treasury when I reminded my man at the US Treasury, When I am standing in line, I will call and you tell..

My Treasury guy is no longer there. After the Ameris Sting wound down Ameris closed out the account, the fictional one the real one closed four months earlier. Two months later Ron Reagan and my kids decided to collect a fictional bill.  Had my children checked, it was paid.  Their Grandad did not check either. 

I needed Ron Reagan, not Ronald Reagan to explain quickly. Was Ron Reagan ever a lawyer, passed a bar, where.  Everything mattered.  The group off visiting bases is not a reason.  It looked like a Heal The Family, Laura Bush Heal The Family operation.