Putin The Redeemer

by J John Swanko

President Putin redeemed Russia this week. releasing political prisoners, helping neighboring nations build floors into their economies

Over strong objections, scores of political prisoners were released from the toughest jails in the world. A long time foe, others, urged certain ones released. Russia released them by the thousands.

He forged regional alliances, cut the price Russia charged them for natural gas, and put hard currencies into those nations’ treasuries.

Birds were singing Christmas carols: The blessed Mother’s wish was fulfilled.

Comedians have joked, about his fear level, Vladimir (The Killer) Putin. Heaven checked believing this total change was impossible. People cannot redeem themselves –No way a nation. Can any soul in Heaven believe Russia redeemed itself?

Heaven now calls him Vladimir the Redeemer. The Blessed Mother awarded him and Russia, one of Heaven’s highest award. To Heaven’s academics, He is the President, coined by the Aquinans, Saint Thomas Aquinas’s disciples. Heaven’s sent its carolers to sing.